“When the world is mine, then you all will be the 99.9%.”

“It's not necrophilia if she still has a pulse...”

“Write to me your most perfect epitaph, or I shall compare a poet to a lecturer. Thou art more Spartan than a ballad monger who makes his living as a Wal-Mart greeter;”

“There is no such thing as a dead language, only a dead lay that's a little too quiet for my tastes.”

“What I want is a beautiful and sophisticated piece of ass that happens to be 'bi.”

“If you hate the people who hate you, you'll destroy yourself”

“The greatness comes not when things go always good for you. But the greatness comes when you're really tested, when you take some knocks, some disappointments, when sadness comes. Because only if you've been in the deepest valley can you ever know how magnificent it is to be on the highest mountain.”