“Advice," Doña Vorchenza chuckled. "Advice. The years play a sort of alchemical trick, transmuting one's mutterings to a state of respectability. Give advice at forty and you're a nag. Give it at seventy and you're a sage.”
“The only advice I can give you is what you're telling yourself. Only, maybe you're too scared to listen.”
“me giving my mom romantic advice is kind of like a goldfish giving a snail advice on how to fly.” -Will Grayson (pg. 66)”
“The only advice I can give to aspiring writers is don't do it unless you're willing to give your whole life to it. Red wine and garlic also helps. ”
“Whatever advice you give, be brief.”
“I'm very wary about giving advice. I think it's very dangerous to give advice to people, except if you know them very well.”