“There’s no freedom quite like the freedom of being constantly underestimated.”

“You can't help being young, but it's past time that you stopped being stupid.”

“I thought we were celebrating being richer and cleverer than everyone else!”

“Only one way to win when you're being chased by someone bigger and tougher than you. Turn straight around, punch their teeth out, and hope the gods are fond of you.”

“The next person who tells me something like, "Squiggle-fuck the rightwise cock-swatter with a starboard jib," is going to get a knife to the throat.”

“I think piracy is a bit like drinking. You want to stay out all night doing it, you pay the price the next day.”

“The water caught the Falselight glimmer like layers of shifting, translucent mirrors and formed split-second works of art in the air, but men cursed it anyway, because it made their heads wet.”