“You can't help being young, but it's past time that you stopped being stupid.”

“Only one way to win when you're being chased by someone bigger and tougher than you. Turn straight around, punch their teeth out, and hope the gods are fond of you.”

“When you don't know everything that you could know, it's a fine time to shut your fucking noisemaker and be polite.”

“There’s no freedom quite like the freedom of being constantly underestimated.”

“When you can't cheat the game, you'd best find a means to cheat the players.”

“I thought we were celebrating being richer and cleverer than everyone else!”

“Those prancing little pants-wetters come here to learn the colorful and gentlemanly art of fencing, with its many sporting limitations and its proscriptions against dishonorable engagements. You on the other hand, you are going to learn how to kill men with a sword.”