“I'm back, boys and girls! back from the pink padded couch palace!”

“(About philanthropy...) Share what you've been given. It may not keep you from the psychiatrist's couch...but it just might keep the padding on the couch and off the walls.”

“That boy is still here...He's just waiting for that girl to come back”

“How do you knowyou're a girl?I'm wearing a frock.And if you take it off?I get cold, so I putit back on.If I was a boy, I don't know what I'd do.”

“He could bring a six-foot tall pink rabbit in a bikini back home with him if he wanted to. It’s not my business. But if you’re asking me if I’ve brought any girls back here, the answer is no. I don’t want anybody but you.”

“It’s Okay, Mom.” The little girl grinned impishly. “Max will be pretty with pink nails.”“Oh I brought my A-game,” the vampire snorted as he sat on the other couch.“Bout Time,” Janie retorted”