“Aaron laid a hand on [Winn's] shoulder. "Winston, we're both adults. A duck charity every week? Is that what she told you as a child? Say the words with me: 'coven meeting.'""No...""And the meetings on All Hallows Eve, the solstices, all special meetings for duck wetland emergencies?""Glee club," Winn said weakly."Right. I often take off all my clothes in the moonlight and dance for glee club.”

“Ray called out, "Weapons ready. Sound off.""Walking stick and shields against animals attacks.""Clean underwear and a rock-salt shotgun," said Winn...”

“The sounds of gunfire didn't bother Winn any more. It just meant that this was the weekend, or a soccer tournament, or someone had a sale on ammunition.”

“When spreading vicious and damaging gossip about the private affairs of others, one must always use proper grammar and posture.”

“As far as how to treat her personally, she’ll teach us how if we let her. But it begins with listening and respect.”

“Me too. Do you want to meet me at the golf course after you get off work tomorrow? Then we can see each other all afternoon.""That sounds good."Which it did. But even if she'd said "Do you want to meet me at the surface of the sun?" I'd still have agreed to it.”

“We're the Dark Army Glee Club!"I pressed my fingers against my throbbing temples hard. "The Dark Army what?""Glee Club!" Answered Boil Face. "You know, like the TV show? We love it! That's where we got the idea.""I even shaved my head to look just like Puck!" Eddie tipped his head down and gestured to the mohawk.I held up a finger to interrupt him. "First of all, Puck is hot. You look nothing like him. Second, are you friggin' kidding me right now?!”