“As you can see, the words fair play are not in my vocabulary. Well, they are in my vocabulary, but only to say that they aren’t.”

“My only defense is the acquisition of vocabulary.”

“The way his voice wraps around my name makes me wish the only word in his entire vocabulary was 'Sky'.”

“Compromise is a word found only in the vocabulary of those who have no will to fight.”

“Its funny how certain objects convey a message -- my washer and dryer, for example. They can't speak, of course, but whenever I pass them they remind me that I'm doing fairly well. "No more laundromat for you," they hum. My stove, a downer, tells me every day that I can't cook, and before I can defend myself my scale jumps in, shouting from the bathroom, "Well, he must be doing something. My numbers are off the charts." The skeleton has a much more limited vocabulary and says only one thing: "You are going to die.”

“I don’t have enough gross words in my gross vocabulary to describe how gross that gross thought is. Gross.”