“Life's a drag. There is no gravity. Earth Sucks!”

“There is no gravity. The earth sucks.”

“It may not look it, but all the glass on Earth is flowing downwards under the relentless drag of gravity. Remove a pane of really old glass from the window of a European cathedral and it will be noticeably thicker at the bottom than at the top.”

“Gravity doesn't exist, it's just that our planet sucks.”

“Equality is not a concept. It's not something we should be striving for. It's a necessity. Equality is like gravity. We need it to stand on this earth as men and women, and the misogyny that is in every culture is not a true part of the human condition. It is life out of balance, and that imbalance is sucking something out of the soul of every man and woman who's confronted with it. We need equality. Kinda now.”

“Girls got sucked into Dean’s gravity like rogue meteors, only to go down in glorious flames.”