“Pazarlamayı bırakın bağ kurmaya başlayın.”

“Don't try to win over the haters; you are not a jackass whisperer.”

“Bırakalım bu kez ölüyü ölü gömsün Bay Finch... bırakın ölüyü ölüler gömsün.”

“The promise given was necessity of the past: the word borken is a necessity of the present" -Niccolo Machiavelli”

“DO WORK!”

“Why, my client wondered, would a guy like me make his living like this? Well, you'd think the three hundred dollars he paid just to watch me take a shower would have given him a clue.”

“(Personal Note: I'm trying really hard to keep a straight face at this point)”