“Y'know," I said, "I liked you better when I hated you.”
“I was eating a steak at a local restaurant last night, when a random woman said: "Y'know, you'd be much better off being a vegetarian." "Are you crazy?" I said, "The cow was a vegetarian and look what happened to it!”
“When I said "I love you" I meant forever. If I said "I hate you" I meant never.”
“Do you hate people?”“I don't hate them...I just feel better when they're not around.”
“I said I hated life. You said you hated life. We decided to hate it together.”
“I said i love you and you said i hate you”