“I'll tell him I astral-projected. Butt-head. ”

“You know,' I called, 'you're the one that's going to have to explain to Max how you got your blender back.'I'll tell him I astral-projected. Butt-head.”

“Anyone can visit the Astral plane by the mechanism of Astral projection. As a citizen of the universe, youhave the absolute right to go anywhere within the Creation for the purpose of personal enlightenment. Thepoint here is "look, don't touch". In order to successfully visit the Astral plane in an alert state you must haveno desires and total emotional control. Any desires would be immediately fulfilled and so trap you. And,since you navigate with emotion, you will need to be able to precisely direct it.”

“Here I've been telling him things in my head for weeks, writing long, frenzied missives to him I know I'll never send, and now that I have him less than two feet away, I'm struck dumb.Fantastic.”

“I saw Diana shake her head, “Jonathon, we’re here for you. Stop being a butt head.”We all started laughing. I was bent over at the waist with tears running out of my eyes.Mason said, “Did you seriously just say ‘butt head’?”Diana blushed, “Well, he was being a butt head.”

“Listen, I'm against sin. I'll kick it as long as I've got a foot, I'll fight it as long as I've got a fist, I've butt it as long as I've got a head, and I'll bite it as long as I've got a tooth. And when I'm old, fistless, footless, and toothless, I'll gum it till I go home to glory and it goes home to perdition.”