“I’m not against thinking; I’m only against thinking that thinking on its own will get you out of a hole. Shovel also needed.”
“Not only am I thinking about getting a nose job, but I’m also trying to get employment for the rest of my face.”
“Nick,” he said. “I think I’m going to need you to bite my arm.”“I think I’m going to need you to run that by me again.”
“My job is so boring I’m thinking of boring a second hole into my penis.”
“It’s not me I’m worried about. If they think you blew a satellite out of orbit, they could see you as a threat.”“Of they could just think I’m that awesome.”
“People think I’m all gloom and doom all the time. I’m not. I also have bad days where I’m pessimistic.”