“I'm not the one going for a biology degree. I'm just a philosophy major who eats people.”
“I'm not a proper anything. Majoring in philosophy kind of turns positive assertions into maybes.”
“I'm not going to be one of those people who sits around talking about what they're going to do. I'm just going to do it. Imagining the future is a kind of nostalgia.”
“So what's your major? Have you figured it out yet?"Yeah, biology. I'm hoping to go to med school. How about you?"Elementary education."She could have told me she was majoring in shit-eating with a minor in injecting guys with AIDS blood while they slept, and I would have thought it was the greatest, most noble thing in the world.”
“I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.”
“I'm sure it's innate, it's just biology, for a man to want a woman who can give him children.”