“Lace: "Are you saying that your fat-ass cat has turned me into a vampire?"Cal: "Um, maybe?”
“Are you saying that your fat-ass cat has turned me into a vampire? Um, maybe?”
“Maybe you should say goodbye, Cal.''No.''It might be important.''It might make her die.”
“Jewish vampires: We turn into cats not bats bwaaahaha”
“So your junk food has a shelf life of twenty-two years and will probably outlive your fat, sorry ass.”
“I got bitten by fangs that went to sink'n'drink, but somewhere between swilling'n'killing, the vampire messed up and turned me into a big fat mistake.”