“Most men's awareness doesn't extend past their dinner plates.”
“The world's most bada** Viking yard gnome is on the counter by the cash register using a dinner plates as a shield and a steak knife as a sword”
“If flatness were funny, a dinner plate would be hilarious.”
“Men are conservatives when they are least vigorous, or when they are most luxurious. They are conservatives after dinner.”
“After all, things are what they are. A message is a message, plates are plates, men are men, and life is life.”
“- most people don't plan past the honeymoon. But reality sets in when it gets down to dirty socks and what's for dinner.”