“Which was worse: a friend with brain damage, or one who despised you?”
“Brain damage is never a good idea, no matter what your friends say.”
“During my tenure at the Endowment, I often found that those who did us the most damage did so under the justification of helping us by 'preventing worse language.' In the military it would be called friendly fire. One ends up just as dead.”
“Tally wondered if you could talk somebody out of their brain damage.”
“It's my job as best friend to make sure he's not a serial killer. Or an English major, not sure which one's worse.”
“All Children Have Brain Damage!”