“You see a mousetrap; I see free cheese and a fucking challenge!”
“could tell that one of the Russian proverbs he loved was on the way. ‘The only place with free cheese is a mousetrap”
“In baiting a mousetrap with cheese, always leave room for the mouse.”
“I see life as a challenge but success is what you make of it.”
“Seeing you tonight? I was fucking surprised.”
“Milk = fat. Butter = fat. Cheese = fat. People who think these products can be low fat or fat free = fucking morons.”