“Boys are just dogs”
“If you ever start thinking that any of them are developmentally more mature than a high school boy, just remember they named their dogs after beer.”
“I don't think you understand, these boys killed my dog.”
“The more boys I meet the more I love my dog.”
“So? You have a boy's name.""And you have a dog's name.”
“There is nothing more alarming to a boy than seeing a mother, or a father, buckling. It says to him that all will not be well. The boy does not know this, but he senses it, as a dog senses it, as a dog sense his master's true state of mind. (Lorenzo Dee)”