“He sits, strong and blunt as a Celtic cross, Clearly used to silence and an armchair: Tonight the wife and children will be quiet At slammed door and smoker's cough in the hall.”
“but i've slammed the door to my inner self; if he ever wants to force the lock again, he'll have to use a harder crowbar!”
“Billy coughed when the door was opened, and when he coughed he shit thin gruel. This was in accordance with the Third Law of Motion according to Sir Isaac Newton. This law tells us that for every action there is a reaction and opposite in direction.This can be useful in rocketry.”
“Comatose, Pa's wife, the slobstress, buried an armchair beneath her bulk.”
“Maxim's voice, clear and strong, "Will someone take my wife outside?She is going to faint.”
“If you can't do, you had best shut up. He started to slam the door, thought better of it. If you can't do, you'd best not slam doors.”