“Being comfortable with who you are is the ultimate threat!----You Killed Wesley Payne”

“How do you learn to write? You sit your ass down in a chair, in front of a laptop, for ten years. Period.”

“It's easy to pretend you don't care about anything, Stan. It's also cowardly.”

“Finding out what people don’t want you to know may be the scariest, most addictive thing of all.”

“You, Stan, are covered with dirt and leaves.''''I just applied for a job as a tree,'' I said. It made so little sense, he didn't even bother responding.”

“War's a racket. No doubt. But war is a racket for the politicians, not the soldiers.”

“Being happy is easy. Easy until you start believing that happiness is tied to a relationship, a job, your income, a product you buy, fame, a status, or any of a number of things that you don't currently have in your possession. Being happy is easy, as long as you understand everything you need to be happy exist in you already. You just have to stop looking out and start looking in to find it.”