“A fruit salad is delicious precisely because each fruit maintains its own flavor.”
“knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it into the fruit salad.”
“Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.”
“When a woman orders fruit salad for two, she perfects the original sin.”
“What is the point of labeling each individual piece of fruit? Buy the fruit, EAT the ad! We've carved a chunk out of the ozone, burned up all the rainforests, soon we won't be able to BREATHE, and all because we had to label each individual piece of fruit.”
“Vimes stalked gloomily through the crowded streets, feeling like the only pickled onion in a fruit salad.”