“Honesty is always the best policy, even when it's not the trend.”

“A fruit salad is delicious precisely because each fruit maintains its own flavor.”

“It's especially hard to admit that you made a mistake to your parents, because, of course, you know so much more than they do.”

“You can usually tell when a couple becomes centered on each other because they are forever breaking up and getting back together.”

“My dad told me that when I was born my cheeks were so fat the doctors didn't know which end to spank.”

“I like how Mother Teresa put it: "Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier. Be the living expression of God's kindness: kindness in your face, in your eyes, in your smile." If you approach life this way, always looking for ways to build instead of to tear down, you'll be amazed at how much happiness you can give to others and find for yourself”

“It's hard, but sometimes it is better to have no friends for a time than to have the wrong friends. The wrong group can lead you down all kinds of paths you really don't want to be on. And retracing your steps can be a long and hard journey”