“My dad told me that when I was born my cheeks were so fat the doctors didn't know which end to spank.”

“When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.”

“The Doc. Virginia and Simon had told me that Dr. Dale was my doctor. I have a fuzzy recollection of walking up to some doctor-looking person and being totally absorbed by his gold tie clip. I suspected it was the button to end the world so I didn't touch it. I'm pretty sure it was Dr. Dale. I don't know who else would be so tasteless as to walk around a mental hospital wearing the button to end the world.”

“my dad left my mom because of me know because i was born but because of my condition,i'm a retard knot retard”

“When I was growing up we didn't have a massive house and there were five women running around, so my dad and I had to stick together!”

“My dad didn't find me - I found myself. So that's when I figured out that the only person who could take care of me was me.”