“Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.”
“The only time I can throw 80 yards is when my football-shaped alarm clock goes off in the morning.”
“I can sleep like a champion. I once slept through a smoke alarm going off. For three hours. In my bedroom.”
“The smoke alarm went off in the hallway upstairs, either to let us know the battery had just died or because the house was on fire.”
“The Lord tends to come at the moment of great alarm, when we're 'ready to sink into despair.”
“All the electronic devices are powered by white smoke. When smoke goes out, device is dead.”