“I haven't lost my mind... it's backed up on disk somewhere.”
“The reason people get lost in thought is that it's unfamiliar territory.”
“Very funny, Scotty. Now beam me up my clothes.”
“I took an IQ test and the result came back negative.”
“According to my best recollection, I don't remember.”
“You can't be late until you show up.”
“Keep smiling... it makes people wonder what you're up to.”