“I wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.”
“I thought I had made a mistake, but I was mistaken.”
“I think, therefore I am... not related to you.”
“Whoever said you can't buy happiness has never been shopping.”
“If I explained it to you, your brain would explode.”
“According to my best recollection, I don't remember.”
“I took an IQ test and the result came back negative.”