“If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.”
“If at first you don't succeed, look in the trash for the instructions.”
“According to my best recollection, I don't remember.”
“Don't meddle in the affairs of dragons: to them you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.”
“Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.”
“I think, therefore I am... not related to you.”
“My programs don't have bugs... they have random features.”