“If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.”
“I don't like being followed by you, Zach. In fact, I just don't like you. So stay out of my way.”
“I wandered the sidewalk watching all the street performers doing their juggling acts, playing their musical instruments, busting their asses to avoid work. I liked that. But I wanted to tell them there were easier ways to avoid work, like cab driving.”
“I think that there are many different ways of getting and staying sober. Like religion, I just don't think that one way is the only way.”
“Like God's own chocolate, I'd lick her shadow off a hot sidewalk”
“Stay off the bandwagon. More likely than not, your own way of getting there makes for a better journey.”