“My programs don't have bugs... they have random features.”
“My bugs don't have bugs.”
“The other problem is redundancy isn't a bug, it's a feature.”
“In other words, crew deaths are a feature, not a bug," Cassaway said, dryly.”
“Program testing can be used to show the presence of bugs, but never to show their absence!”
“The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!”