“People who think they know everything are annoying to those of us who do.”
“Never interrupt someone who is making a mistake.”
“I think, therefore I am... not related to you.”
“The reason people get lost in thought is that it's unfamiliar territory.”
“Keep smiling... it makes people wonder what you're up to.”
“If you think things can't get any worse, you have no imagination.”
“You can't be late until you show up.”