“There are few personal problems that can't be solved with a suitable application of high explosive.”
“There are very few personal problems that can't be solved with a suitable application of high explosives.”
“You can't be late until you show up.”
“If you think things can't get any worse, you have no imagination.”
“Whoever said you can't buy happiness has never been shopping.”
“all personal problems can be solved by a suitable application of high explosives”
“The reason people get lost in thought is that it's unfamiliar territory.”