“This would be really funny if it weren't happening to me.”
“Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.”
“It really seems to me that in the midst of great tragedy, there is always the horrible possibility that something terribly funny will happen.”
“This shit would be really interesting if we weren't in the middle of it.”
“If he weren't so damn cute, none of this would have happened.”
“Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.”