“April frowned, irritation evident. “I did not consent to your presence,” she said peevishly. “Please depart, and attempt your political assassination on someone else’s property.”
“I bought a cheap piece of land... It was on someone else’s property. ”
“You would not want to be responsible for someone else’s happiness, so please do not hold someone else responsible for yours!”
“MS. THOMPSON, it said in heavy block letters, PLEASE KEEP YOUR FELINE OFF MY PROPERTY. IF I SEE IT AGAIN, I WILL EAT IT.”
“Attempts at character assassination occur when it is too conspicuous to pierce your target with a bullet. ”
“Did you really think I wouldn’t look for you?”“Honestly? Yes. You seemed a little busy losing your tongue down someone else’s throat.”