“First, check your ammunition. Then, check your escape routes. Finally, check your hair. —Frances Brown”
“Keep your turn of mind and frame of mind in check so that you do not cash in your checks bright and early.”
“My cock is camouflaged. Check your bush.”
“Don’t let your pride write a check your heart can’t pay for.”
“There are no contradictions. If you find one, check your premises.”
“Check your lipstick before you come and talk to me.”