“I require something so horrifically alcoholic that it makes livers tremble with fear and run for their lives when its name is uttered.”
“Liver failure is the easiest way to say 'no' to alcohol.”
“Alcohol is the motorcycle of beverages. Liver fast, die young.”
“Is it possible to want something so badly that you yearn for it and let it dominate your every thought, but at the same time it terrifies you and makes you tremble with fear at the very idea of it?”
“The mai tai got its name when two Polynesian alcoholics got in a fight over some neckwear.”
“It's so erotic when your make up runs”