“I would love a sandwich,' said Tybalt, with enough gravity to make it sound like a formal proclamation. Resolved: that we will have ham and cheese sandwiches.”
“We made love like I make grilled cheese sandwiches. I had no idea what I was doing, but she melted into me all the same.”
“... as if I’d said I wanted to sell cheese sandwiches outside GratefulDead concerts...”
“You people would convict a grilled cheese sandwich of murder and the people wouldn’t question it.”
“I got brown sandwiches and green sandwiches. It's either very new cheese or very old meat. - Oscar Madison, from The Odd Couple”
“I watched my friend Eleanor give birth," she said. "Once you've seen a child born, you realize a baby's not much more than a reconstituted ham and cheese sandwich. Just a little anagram of you and what you've been eating for nine months.”