“In my defense, the corpse was entirely unexpected.”
“Over. My. Rotting. Corpse.”
“It is the quietest and meekest people who are often capable of the most sudden and unexpected violence for the reason that when their control does snap, it goes entirely.”
“I was participating in something horrible, and my only defense is that I was motivated by my own fear, which of course is no defense at all.”
“Expect the unexpected, my mother once said. Because the unexpected most certainly will be expecting you.”
“My corpse doesn’t need a diamond throne.”