“She's awake!By which I mean, of course, 'She's miraculously not dead, again,' since by all rights, you should be. Oberon must really love your dumb ass.”

“That's a dumb-ass idea." She was too angry to curb her mouth. "You're a dumb-ass." She tried to kick and got nowhere. "Even Jesus thinks you're a dumb-ass.”

“I mean most girls are so dumb and all. After you neck them for a while, you can really watch them losing their brains. You take a girl when she really gets passionate, she just hasn't any brains.”

“She said love was useless, because it led you into dumb exchanges in which you gave too much away, and then you got bitter and mean.”

“She's already making the feast, Aaron. She's... perfect."[...]"Really? Jen! Get your ass in the kitchen and start making dinner. Julia is three hours behind you and she's already started!"I laughed out loud again when I heard Jenna's response in the background. "You get your ass dressed. The turkey will be served at McFarland's Corner of 15th and Nichols. Bring your wallet, asshole.”

“this is weird, I feel like I should be telling you a story right now." Oberon”