“Why take drugs specifically designed to send you insane?”
“Insecurity is designed to take away from you. That is why you should never give into it.”
“I can't imagine why that would be frustrating at all - just because someone refuses to tell you what they're thinking, even if all the while they're making cryptic little remarks specifically designed to keep you up at night wondering what they could possibly mean...now, why would that be frustrating?”
“Why would you take a drug that is guaranteed to kill you in forty years? One reason, right? It's the only thing that will stop you dying tomorrow.”
“I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.”
“I am diagnosed with not having enough insanely-addictive drugs coursing through my body.”