“[…] life is just the misery left between abortion and euthanasia […]”

“Unhappiness lies in that gap between our talents and our expectations.”

“You may look back on your life and accept it as good or evil. But it is far, far harder to admit that you have been completely unimportant; that in the great sum of things all a man's endless grapplings are no more significant than the scuttlings of a cockroach. The universe is neither friendly nor hostile. It is merely indifferent. This makes me ecstatic. I have reached a nirvana of negativity. I can look futility in the face and still see promise in the stars.”

“I can count all the lovers I've had on one hand...if I'm holding a calculator.”

“We can't all be stars because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as I go by.”

“Self-pity is the most destructive of all narcotics.”

“I have wanted only one thing to make me happy. That thing is everything.”