“The function of music is to release us from the boredom of existence.”
“I can count all the lovers I've had on one hand...if I'm holding a calculator.”
“We can't all be stars because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as I go by.”
“[…] life is just the misery left between abortion and euthanasia […]”
“Self-pity is the most destructive of all narcotics.”
“I have wanted only one thing to make me happy. That thing is everything.”
“The motivation of all artists is 'Look at me, Mum'.”