“I'm simpley one hell of a butler.”

“I am just...One hell of a butler.”

“If I couldn't do that much for my master then what kind of butler would I be, really.”

“I can count all the lovers I've had on one hand...if I'm holding a calculator.”

“When I want your opinion, I'll stop ice skating in hell and ask for it!”

“I was well aware how famously or infamously secretive these old institutions can be, no more than ourselves, a mixture of worry, lost power, perhaps even concern. That the truth may not always be desirable, that one thing leads to another thing, that facts not only lead forward to resolution, but backwards into the shadows, and sometimes into the various little hells we make for each other.”

“Quicksand Jesus I'm so far AWAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!”