“When I want your opinion, I'll stop ice skating in hell and ask for it!”

“When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.--T-SHIRT”

“The road to hell is paved with good intentions. (This is not actually true. The raid to Hell is paved with frozen door-to-door salesman. On weekends, many of the younger demons go ice skating down it.)”

“I love the smell of the ice... And the cold. The sound the puck makes when it's sliding across the ice or when hits the net for a goal... as long as it's our goal. I love the sound of sticks crashing against one another. The sound my skates make when I come to a hard stop. The roar of the crowd. The way I feel when i'm playing. I can do things on this ice that I can't do anywhere else.”

“Your old man called me. He wanted you to call home.People in hell want ice water.”

“The only thing I'll ever ask of you, you've got to promise not to stop when I say when”