“All that I've learned, I've forgotten. The little that I still know, I've guessed.”

“If you must love your neighbor as yourself, it is at least as fair to love yourself as your neighbor.”

“There is a melancholy that stems from greatness of mind.”

“A man should swallow a toad every morning to be sure of not meeting with anything more revolting in the day ahead.”

“Don't you know that we must always have a place where we never go but where we think we'd be happy if we did?”

“The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.”

“Every day I add to the list of things I refuse to discuss. The wiser the man, the longer the list.”