“If you must love your neighbor as yourself, it is at least as fair to love yourself as your neighbor.”
“All that I've learned, I've forgotten. The little that I still know, I've guessed.”
“A man should swallow a toad every morning to be sure of not meeting with anything more revolting in the day ahead.”
“The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.”
“A day without laughter is a day wasted.”
“La plus perdue de toutes les journées est celle où l'on n'a pas ri.”