“A car's not the right place for showing off to a girl—the bed's the place for that. The consequences of a mistake there are more upsetting, but less tragic.”
“Show me that age and country where the rights and liberties of the people were placed on the sole chance of their rulers being good men, without a consequent loss of liberty?”
“Well, in the first place girls never marry the men they flirt with. Girls don't think it right.”
“Most places we leave in childhood grow less, not more, fancy.”
“Never was there a creature more appropriately placed to be the poster girl for euthanasia.”
“I don't believe that Nature's powersHave tied her hands or pinioned ours,By marking on the heavenly vaultOur fate without mistake or fault.That fate depends on conjunctionsOf places, persons, times, and tracks,And not on the functionsOf more or less of quacks.”