“And I don't give a cow's dick what Hume said, science rules!”
“Scoot over, man. I don't like you that much." "Dick. That's not what you said last night.""Bite me.”
“Rules and school are tools for fools! I don't give two mules for rules.”
“God is the name we give to the science we don't understand. Science is the name we give to the God we don't understand.”
“Here's a quick rule of thumb: Don't annoy science fiction writers. These are people who destroy entire planets before lunch. Think of what they'll do to you.”
“... you cow,' Estelle added. 'I heard that.' 'Give the woman the geriatric audiology medal,' Estelle said. 'I heard that, too', her mother said, from the other side of the door.”