“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains.”
“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.”
“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a married man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of an heir.”
“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a sane employee in possession of his wits must be in want of a good manager.”
“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single girl in possession of her right mind must be in want of a decent man.”
“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a thirty-something woman in possession of a satisfying career and fabulous hairdo must be in want of very little”