“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains.”

“And though it would not be long before even the daft Mr. Collins would discover her condition, and be forced to behead her, she did not seem to ask for compassion. Her home and her housekeeping, her parish and her poultry, and her ever deepening lust for tender morsels of savory brains had not yet lost their charm.”

“one might find men in Congress who possess twice your good looks, but not one who possesses half your good sense.”

“Real power comes not from hate, but from truth.”

“The more I see of the world, the more I am dissatisfied with it.”

“The more precious His gift, the more anxious God for its return.”

“We must fight for our country and forget our differences. There can be but two parties: the party of patriots and the party of traitors ...”