“Judge us not equally, Abraham. We may all deserve hell, but some of us deserve it sooner than others”

“Judge us not equally, Abraham”

“Judge them not equally.”

“For every rod of wet bamboo upon the student's back, the teacher deserves two.”

“What an excellent father you have, girls!' said she, when the door was shut. 'Such joys are scarce since the good Lord saw fit to close the gates of Hell and doom the dead to walk amongst us.”

“Abraham," he said. "I'm pleased to see you alive, old friend.""And I to see you dead.”

“Let us pray now for the future dead. Though we do not yet know their names, we know that there shall be far too many of them.”