“Some people say "if we split up,we can cover more ground"-with blood”

“Judge us not equally, Abraham. We may all deserve hell, but some of us deserve it sooner than others”

“We must fight for our country and forget our differences. There can be but two parties: the party of patriots and the party of traitors ...”

“My men have suffered greatly (from boredom), much blood has been shed (by mosquitoes), and I have swung my ax mightily (chopping firewood). Surely we have earned our place in the annals of history—for never has there been so little war in a war.”

“One: I am proud to say that my vampires do not sparkle.Two: I feel like in literature that we've gone [this way] towards the kissing vampires side of the needle. I think it's time we go back towards the killing vampires side of the needle.”

“Let us pray now for the future dead. Though we do not yet know their names, we know that there shall be far too many of them.”

“My sisters and I cannot spend any substantial time searching for Wickham, as we are each commanded by His Majesty to defend Hertfordshire from all enemies until such time as we are dead, rendered lame, or married.”