“(Talking abot peanuts)Arrgh! I never have any idea what any adult says! It's always that "wha wha wha" crap!”

“We are engaged here in the most important pusuit in history. The search for meaning. What is What is the nature of being a person? What is the best way to go about being a person?How did we come to be, and wha will become of us when we are no longer? In short: What are the rules this game, and how might we best play it?”

“Wha...what are you smiling for...? If I'd swallowed that needle, I'd have died! It's not like putting tabasco in ohagi!!!”

“The chili I ate made for an explosive bathroom experience. I don't know how to put this delicately, but I missed the toilet entirely.”

“The chili I ate for lunch resulted in an explosive bathroom experience. Umm...I don't know how to put this delicately, but...I missed the toilet entirely.”

“I oh wha ih eenz, idj," Vi said, though it was a lie.”

“She reminds me of a turtle; you can never quite know wha ta turtle is thinking.”